Touching the Void

My TEDxYOUTH Performance!

More of Tempa Swings and Spirit of the 60’s!

My work with Tempa Swings

Me being filmed for Jazz’s interview film.

Me Working On Jazz’s Film ‘The Notebook’

I’ve been in Jazz’s short ‘Notebook’.

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.  - Al Franken

Well, long time no see, but frankly not long enough…

Much has happened since my last post in October, I got up on a stage in front of a few thousand people and talked about something that I have no first hand experience with.

I Traveled to London’s financial district to be asked for examples of how I ‘worked well in a team’. The interview only lasted 20 minutes. I left Bath at 10 and got back at 11. At least I brought a good book.

I became interested in, and began teaching myself Esperanto. Al ĉiuj povas legi ĉi tiu, bone farite, vi povas uzi Interreton. Its fun to learn because all the spelling is phonetic (the C’s with the ^ accent above them are pronounced ch).

Also alot of filming went down. ALOT

I’ve been hired to Direct a 20 minute short that a pair of actors wrote - the longest film I’ve ever done. It should be interesting. We filming for 5 hours yesterday, so I’m now suck in front of a computer editing the footage today… FUN!

Also I got a twitter account. Check it out at 

GarethEvans349

Here’s the episode - about 1 month of my life right there!

Just thought I’d upload the script I wrote for Black Box Season 2 Episode 1

Black Box Season 2 Episode: 1

By

Gareth Evans

AIRCRAFT INT. CABIN 1 - SCENE 1 

Scene starts with the cabin filling up with passengers, being shown to their seats by a Air stewardess. Among the various people are two backpackers who clomp next to each other. The hostess leaves and the two guys stare appreciatively at her.

JACK

Whoa, did you see that?

JOHN

Very nice.

JACK

I’m telling you mate, backpacking is the best! My mate Jason did it six months ago. He got with a different girl every night.

JOHN

Nice!

JACK

It’s all in the backpack you see. Girls see it, and they know we’re rough and ready for it! I mean, did you see that Stewardess givin’ me the eye? She’s probably gagging for it right now!

JOHN

Really?

JACK

Course I bet if I went back there right now, I’d find her wet and wanting!

JOHN

Go on then.

JACK

Wha- what?

JOHN

Go on! Why are you talking to me when you could be getting with her? Go!

JOHN pushes JACK into the isle.

JOHN

Go on!

JACK

Err- yea. Yea, I’d better make it a quick one though, I- err wouldn’t want to disappoint all the other girls on the aircraft by letting them know what they’re missing.

JACK walks off towards the cabin divider, JOHN looking on appreciatively. JACK turns around and JOHN gives him a big thumb’s up before JACK walks through the cabin divider.

AIRCRAFT INT. CABIN 2 - SCENE 2

JACK walks into the next cabin

JACK

Here you are, you sexy beast…

JACK stares in horror to find, instead of the Stewardess from earlier, TWO MALE STEWARDS in excessively gay’d up versions of they’re uniforms.

STEWARD 1

Why hello there! Going my way?

STEWARD 2

Roger, you know the rules; No flirting with the passengers. Especially not after what happened last time.

(Gives STEWARD 1 a suggestive touch on the shoulder)

Besides I called dibs on the cute ones.

JACK looks in shock at the two of them as STEWARD 1 who gives JACK an open mouth wink. JACK leaves horror stricken, returning to his previous cabin.

AIRCRAFT INT. CABIN 1 - SCENE 3

JACK walks shakily back to his seat, encountering JOHN currently lying on top of, and passionately kissing, the STEWARDESS from before.

Jack

DAM IT JOHN!

END

And here it is, in all its glory! For the whole world to watch!

Not that the world is watching, judging by the view count…